*Rubs your clit as a friend*
so you know how everyone is always like lol illuminati 666 hail satan the south will rise again etc.
well today i was like hey what exactly was the illuminati anyways? and i
Next time on: I didn’t know I was a member of the Illuminati.
Plot twist: Tumblr is literally the Illuminati.
am i in a cult
OH MY GOD WHENEVER I SAW “COSMO SEX TIPS” I DIDN’T REALISE PEOPLE MEANT THE MAGAZINE I WAS ALWAYS IMAGINING
Save the Bees!
this is what dreams are made of
Sweet dreams are made of cheese
Who am I to disagree
Travel the world in search of cheese
Everybody is looking for cheese
Heaven is all angels and cheese. Lots and lots of cheese
get to know me meme: [4/10] bands/musicians ♫ paramore
“ and the salt in my wounds isn’t burning anymore than it used to. it’s not that I don’t feel the pain, it’s just I’m not afraid of hurting anymore and the blood in these veins isn’t pumping any less than it ever has… and that’s the hope I have, the only thing I know that’s keeping me alive. ”
let’s just watch movies in just our underwear and kiss a lot
mom what THE FUCK do you mean youre not a virgin